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I'm leaving.; I've had enough.
Topic Started: Monday Mar 31 2014, 04:17 PM (2,366 Views)
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This is it. I can't stand anymore.

For too long I've sat here and put up with you lot, the slime, the gristle on the bottom of the internet's boot, the denizens of this hellhole you somehow called a forum. With little to no mod oversight, you all prance around in the remnants of a once-active board, acting like kings in the rubble of those who came before.

You're squatters, the lot of you.

You're all boring. You're talentless. You're all the kind of person I would punch in real life if I had so much as a chance. I'd kick you in your sleep, that's how much I hate you guys. Coming here was a waste of my time; in fact, I should let you know that you're all wasting your time too by being here.

Eliza: Screw you. I've hated you since I met you.

turbo: You used to be cool, but these guys turned you.

Strider: Get out while you can.

Lizard: Get a life.

Sonicgay2: 'Nuff said.

Admins/Mods: Screw you all.

So long, Sonic Paradox forumites. I won't miss you.



Oh, and how could I forget: APRIL FOOLS!

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I'm sure you saw this coming by about the second line. Oh well. Stay cool, dudes -- if I ever do leave, I won't make a topic and whine, rest assured. How is everybody?
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LOL
Y'almost had me with that one.

Hope nobody else gets too offended :3
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It's always nice when April Fools day manages to brings the community closer together. :P

And I'm doing fine. Busy with college stuff, but holding up well. Been getting back into animating again too, and I really want to get back to working on my SEGA Short real soon as well.
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That was actually kind of cruel for a second, but I told myself to grow a pair and it's only a joke. Now I'm all better.
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ImPantsAtThis
Monday Mar 31 2014, 04:17 PM
You're squatters, the lot of you.
It's the government's fault for not opening the borders sooner. If they didn't want us squatting they'd have kicked the natives out years ago.
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And then it suddenly dawns on me that tomorrow is April Fools day... better think of something quick!

APRIL FOOLS!

No, that doesn't work, you can't just say a legitimate thing and then put April Fools after it... I'm so bad at this!

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ImPantsAtThis
Monday Mar 31 2014, 04:17 PM
turbo: You used to be cool, but these guys turned you.
If only you knew how right you were. They branded my ass with wonderman and said if I wasn't a snide asshole who makes terrible jokes and plasters my signature with bad fan art they'd show the world.
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THANK GOODNESS THIS SHIT IS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE WHO WOULD WANT TO BE SCREWED BY YOU, EWWWWWW. NO THANK YOU. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF RACOON DOG!

Also, I think Turbo was cool, and now there is Arisha. Now he is cooler.

Oh, me? I'm good. Prince Harry finally noticed me and we'll marry next year same date and then I'll be Dan's empress and get him executed because I like him and also, I will leave this place too.


EDIT: I also knew Pants was joking since the 3rd para, I mean, he can never punch someone! He is a good little raccoon, aren't you hon? and he knows he will get hurt more.
Edited by Sweet_lil_Eliza, Tuesday Apr 1 2014, 06:29 AM.
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No shot to me? I feel offended XD. I'm fine btw. Been insanely busy between my new job and the amount of planning to shutocon this week. Wish I could manage my time better >~< (no jokes XD)
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Well, I'm glad you all liked it. Good to know you're all well, too. Sorry for not abusing everyone though -- maybe next year?

Anywho, have a great day folks, I'm sure you deserve it.
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You know we don't.
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I think by Great he means 'great day pissing everyone off with jokes'

Also, Smeg, do something of this tail of yours.
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No, it's still sore.
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Well, it's tangled in my leg, you idiot!
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